Maybe a Fake Gintama

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 471 A Familiar Dangerous Smell…

"Why do you want me to write my resignation letter-aru?" Kagura narrowed her eyes and looked at Kawaki in front of her expressionlessly.

"In short, listen to me first! This woman is infected with a dangerous smell that I am familiar with! It is really a very dangerous smell! I am not joking! It is probably someone that I can't handle..." Kawaki reminded in a low voice, "Hurry up and write it down and go back with Little Uncle! You can eat until you're full!"

"Oh! I'll go get a pen and paper-aru!"

After cheering, Kagura excitedly rushed to the desk to find a pen and paper. She quickly returned to the sofa and sat down, she then began writing something on the paper.

At this time, Ana Ketsuno lowered her head and murmured, "Can I really rely on you?"

"Don't worry." Gintoki turned around and showed off the biceps on his right arm, "Don't look at me like this, I'm very capable. A little bit of danger is nothing..."

"Boom!!!" There was a loud noise. The wall behind Gintoki's desk was directly smashed into pieces by something. The wooden debris brushed against half of Gintoki's body and flew rapidly toward the room.

The quick-eyed Kawaki pulled Kagura and Shinpachi to the side without the slightest hesitation, avoiding the flying debris.

Later on, Gintoki turned his head back expressionlessly. He saw a strange person at least five meters tall with ferocious looks, long teeth, and constantly growling. Or rather, a monster was staring at him from behind.

Immediately, sweat covered Gintoki's entire face, and his entire face began to twitch incessantly. At the same time, there were faint tears in the corners of his eyes.

"Tsk! They've found me!" Ana Ketsuno stood up and clicked her tongue. She put her right index and middle fingers together and drew a blue pentagonal star formation in front of her without hesitation. Then, she clapped her hands together and said, "God of the eastern sea, Amei! God of the western sea, Shukuryo! God of the southern sea, Kyojo! God of the northern sea, Gukyo!"

After the spell recitation ended, a powerful force burst out from Ana Ketsuno's body. At the same time, she pushed her hands toward the pentagram star formation in front of her.

"Gods of the seas! Repel the fiends and halt this crisis! Evil be gone!"

"Kyukyunyoritsuyou!" As she shouted, Ana Ketsuno directly jumped up and smashed the pentagram into the monster's face.

After a painful roar, the monster disappeared, and Ana Ketsuno landed safely.

"Um, this is more or less what you can expect." Ana Ketsuno smiled and turned her head, "Are you sure you're up for this?"

"Ah...yeah...it's this...this feeling..." Gintoki's face was completely black. His face was covered in sweat. He twitched the corners of his eyes and stuttered, "S-S-So this is what we can expect, huh? Right, gotcha. So we're dealing with this pattern. Pattern B2. I-I-It'll be fine, yeah? Perfectly okay, yeah? Erm, pattern A3 might have been a problem, but we can handle this..."

"We can handle this, right?" Gintoki turned to look at Shinpachi and Kagura.

"Hell no! What the hell is this?! What's with that monster just now?! Why did the weather lady fight with that kind of thing?! It has nothing to do with the weather forecast at all!"

Shinpachi crazily complained. But then, Shinpachi thought of something. His mouth twitched and his eyes widened in horror as he looked at Ana Ketsuno, "No! I remember! I remember! I remember what happened when Gin-san and Kawaki-san lost their memories... Could it be... Could it really be the Onmyoji?!"

"Gin-chan, this is my resignation letter-aru." Kagura expressionlessly handed the resignation letter she had just written to Gintoki, "You two, please do your best. I will support you at my little uncle's place-aru!"

"Well, Kagura-chan, lend me the pen and paper. I'll go with you." Shinpachi said with an expressionless face, "After thinking about it, it's better to change jobs."

"Today, Yorozuya is banning any form of resignation!" Gintoki shouted with white eyes, "There is no resignation business today! All the people in the Human Resources Department have just died in the line of duty!"

After saying that, Gintoki looked at the two of them with a grimace and signaled with his eyes, 'You two bastards, don't think about running away! Aren't we three in one body? Why are you leaving me alone at this time?!'

'Don't joke around-aru!' Kagura retorted, 'What three in one body? I don't remember raising a good-for-nothing son like you who can't do anything by himself! This is the woman you brought back, go wipe her butt yourself! Bastard!'

'Gin-san! No! We can't do this! Why do you have to be brave?' Shinpachi glared at Gintoki fiercely.

"You know that my weather forecast is based on fortune telling, right?" Ana Ketsuno turned her face to the side and explained to herself, "But in fact, that is not something as trivial as fortune telling. That's right, that glasses boy guessed correctly. The weather lady is my morning facade, and my evening identity is..."

As he said that, Ana Ketsuno propped up her chin with one hand and looked at Gintoki and the others with a serious expression, "Onnmyoji! Ketsuno Crystel! This would be the other side of me!"

"I-I didn't expect it to be true..." The corners of Shinpachi's mouth twitched as he muttered, "The weather lady in the morning news that you can see every day when you open your eyes. That weather lady is an Onmyoji at night... turns out to be true."

As he spoke, Shinpachi handed the resignation letter he had just written to Gintoki and continued expressionlessly, "Gin-san, this is mine."

"Don't even think about it!" Gintoki tore Shinpachi and Kagura's resignation letters into pieces.

"Since ancient times, Onmyoji, through the teachings of the Mahabhuta, are experts of fortune telling through divination, sorcery, and rituals." Ana Ketsuno explained with a serious expression, "In addition to revealing prophecy, they were skilled sorcerers with the ability to conquer evil and stem disaster. Ever since the Tokugawa shogunate was established, my family, the Ketsuno clan, has been employed by the Bakufu as Onmyoji to protect Edo."

"Why...Why is someone so amazing working as a weather lady? Why are you being attacked by monsters?! No, in the words of Onmyoji, that monster should be a shikigami, right?" Shinpachi asked doubtfully. At the same time, he handed a resignation letter to Gintoki again, "Gin-san, please pay my salary immediately."

"I already told you don't think about it!" Gintoki once again tore apart Shinpachi's resignation letter.

"That's right, that is a Shikigami." Ana Ketsuno nodded, then bent down and picked up a piece of white paper with a yellow pentagram on the ground. She continued, "A sort of familiar used by Onmyoji. In other words, an Onmyoji sent this Shikigami to prevent you from assisting me. And my ability to read the heavens has also been repressed by an Onmyoji. Do you understand?"

Ana Ketsuno glanced at Gintoki, who was still constantly tearing up the resignation letters from Shinpachi and Kagura, "There is an Onmyoji in Edo who doesn't like the fact that I'm a weather lady."

"That... where did little uncle go-aru?" Kagura suddenly reacted and scanned her surroundings.

"He slipped away the moment Ana Ketsuno knocked down the Shikigami..." Shinpachi replied softly, "He was really fast."

"He actually didn't bring me along when he slipped away-aru! How can I accept this!" Kagura cursed angrily.

"Mr. Kawaki probably didn't run away because he was afraid of the Shikigami," Ana Ketsuno revealed a sweet smile once again, "Maybe he smelled the scent of a certain 'Yokai' he was familiar with."

"Yokai?" Shinpachi was puzzled.

"This kind of thing doesn't matter anymore." Ana Ketsuno shook her head lightly.

...

The next day, in the morning.

Yoshiwara, in a certain otaku room.

"Is it raining again?" Kawaki looked out of the window and murmured, "The female version of Takaji said that it would be a sunny morning, but... forget it. Rainy days are better. You can concentrate on playing games."

'That woman... The scent on her body...' Kawaki picked up the game controller. He looked casual, but his heart had been uneasy since yesterday, 'It can't be wrong. I have definitely smelled it somewhere. And it is a very familiar and dangerous person... Who was it... Ah, so annoying, but I can't remember... Three years ago? Five years ago? Six years ago? Who was it? The name was... what was it?'

"Are you worried about something?"

"Yes." Kawaki nodded with a slightly serious expression, "I feel that the scent is a little familiar..."

Just as he finished speaking, Kawaki suddenly reacted and turned to look at the person who had just asked him, "Who are you?"

"Haven't we met before?" said the petite Gedoumaru, who was wearing a black kimono, two small horns on her head, and a giant club in her hand, "It's already the second time we've met, Kawaki-sama."

"No, I don't remember." Kawaki shook his head.

"Do not remember? It's exactly the same as what the lord said." The corners of Gedoumaru's mouth curled up slightly, "However, it is also an unexpected surprise..."

With that, Gedoumaru raised her club without hesitation and smashed it at the game equipment in front of Kawaki.

With a loud bang, the entire game equipment was smashed into pieces along with the computer table.

"Ah, I'm sorry." Gedoumaru covered her face with an apologetic look.

"... Hey! What are you doing?!"

After being stunned for a while, Kawaki stood up and roared angrily with blue veins pooping out, "Where did you playful kid come from? Stop joking! Why did a guy like you whom I don't even know come to other people's homes to destroy their private belongings? And yet all you have to say is sorry! If apologies are useful, why do we need the police? Call your parents over! Bastard!"

"Well, my parents are still at home. If you don't mind, I'll tell Kawaki-sama my home address." Gedoumaru's face was full of apology.