I’m a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Chapter 13 - 13 13 LV3 Characteristics! Anal fissure!



13 Chapter 13 LV3 Characteristics! Anal fissure!
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Yao Zhixue?

Zheng Cheng’s face was full of surprise.

Little did he expect that the girl who came for his treatment was Yao Zhixue, the only newly awakened nine-star Professionist in their school!

“I was wondering why she looked familiar, so it’s her…”

A newly awakened nine-star level Professionist.

An existence that the whole country is paying attention to.

As long as she grows up, she would undoubtedly be a cornerstone of the country.

A key figure in resisting the beast tide and the Different Races.

No wonder she had bundled herself up so tightly.

If others knew that Yao Zhixue, the pride of heaven and a nine-star Professionist, had actually run here to treat such a stubborn illness.

I don’t know how many people would drop their jaws in shock.

But, he didn’t care.

So what about Yao Zhixue?

What about a nine-star Professionist?

It had nothing to do with him.

“She’ll be a while. Go to the hall and wait for her.”

Zheng Cheng suddenly realized: “No wonder she, a newly awakened Professionist, has gold coins.”

“Must be a reward from the school, I suppose.”

“High-star level Professionists are indeed awesome.”

“Yao Zhixue is a big figure, I suppose she won’t default on this little consultation fee.”

As he walked towards the downstairs, he checked the skill he had just upgraded.

[Your skill ‘Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique’ has been upgraded to LV3!]

[Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique LV3: Change Ability, instant, group (1-3 people), in a short time makes the target infected with bacteria, viruses, parasites, etc., causing it to acquire acute gastroenteritis, and making all symptoms instantaneously erupt in a short time.]

[You’ve activated Characteristic 1 of Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique!]

[Characteristic 1: Random Anal Fissure. When you release the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique, there’s a chance that the target could present an anal fissure effect. This would induce intense pain, bleeding, fainting, etc.]

“Group attack? Holy…shit!”

The LV3 Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique has evolved from a single-target spell to a group attack.

A minimum of one target, up to three targets!

And also…

The characteristic is anal fissure?

Even the composed Zheng Cheng couldn’t help but quietly curse after seeing this characteristic.

He had seen this thing in a video before.

The pain of anal fissure could make an adult person lie motionless on the ground, drenched in sweat.

And when an anal fissure occurs, if you have diarrhea at the same time, it’s like passing shards of glass.

No one can withstand such pain.

The main point is, this pain is ongoing.

As long as you have to use the restroom, this pain exists.

This is inhumane!

“This LV3 characteristic is truly terrifying, it’s clearly an attack power. As long as…”

Zheng Cheng suddenly froze, as he thought of something.

“Wait, if the characteristic of Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique LV3 is anal fissure, doesn’t that mean I can’t use ordinary people to grind skill proficiency anymore?”

“Skill proficiency…”

“Forget it, there are only a few hundred people suffering from constipation in the whole Chang’an City, it’s not quite right to fleece them any further.”

“I should come up with other methods, as long as…”

At this moment, the elevator doors opened, and three figures suddenly stepped out.

Zheng Cheng glanced subconsciously. Two men and a woman, their eyes unabashedly scanning Zheng Cheng from top to bottom.

Ladies first, men follow.

Zheng Cheng’s eyes lingered on the half-exposed melon on the woman’s chest for a moment, and he unconsciously sidestepped, making way.

The person in the lead suddenly looked at Zheng Cheng, saying bluntly, “This guy was just with the target, grab him first.”

???

Zheng Cheng was utterly baffled.

Before he could react, he saw the flashy woman aim at him and flick her hand, throwing something that looked like a seed at him.

“Hiss, hiss hiss…”

Within a few seconds, this seed had grown into a huge and intricate vine, which promptly bound him tightly.

“Damn… unprovoked disaster…”

Zheng Cheng silently cursed, attempting to twist free, but found that he couldn’t shake off the vine at all.

“Hee hee hee, little brother, keep us company for a while~”

Three men and one woman?

Are they that thirsty?

Zheng Cheng didn’t have the energy to retort.

The three continued forward, and the vines tying up Zheng Cheng moved behind them like snakes.

Soon, the three of them arrived at the door of the room Zheng Cheng had just left.

Yao Zhixue!

Their target was actually Yao Zhixue!

Upon arriving at the door, one of them flipped their hand and took out a continuously twisting black fog.

“Go!”

With a low shout, the black fog in his hand instantly burst open, immediately turning into a dense cloud of black fog.

This fog enveloped the room before them and the two neighboring rooms.

“A quick fight, this item was begged from the elder by the butler to block space around us.”

The leader said, “We only have five minutes!”

Another man said, “Boss, one minute is enough for me!”

“Just an awakened girl.”

“Big dog, don’t underestimate her,” the glamorous woman chuckled, “She’s a nine-star Professionist, beware or you’ll sink your ship!”

“Where is everyone else?”

“The room on the left is empty, and the one on the right has someone…”

“Bang!”

Before he could finish speaking, the door on the right was suddenly knocked open.

A shirtless middle-aged man walked out cursing.

“What the hell is going on? Why is there black fog… Shit!”

“Who are you?”

“Ah…!”

A woman’s scream came from behind him.

The leading man frowned and said, “Kill him!”

“Yes, sir!”

The big dog yelled, and his body suddenly grew larger, turning into a tall werewolf and pouncing at the middle-aged Professionist.

“Damn…! This is the Professionists’ Union, how dare they… the space is locked?!”

The middle-aged man also roared. A flash of light shone on his body as he put on a set of bronze armor.

In his hand, a gigantic sword appeared.

A werewolf and a man immediately started to battle.

“Fallen Ones!”

“Damn it! You’re Fallen Ones!”

The middle-aged man shouted, but the werewolf surrounding him was a seasoned warrior.

Just as he was roaring, the werewolf’s claws reached past his sword and cut a large wound on his body.

“Hehehe, how dare you lose concentration in front of me.”

“Die for me!”

After landing one attack, the remaining attacks rained down like a storm.

Immediately, the Professionist was forced to continually retreat.

“Fallen Ones?!”

Zheng Cheng frowned from the side.

He didn’t expect to run into Fallen Ones!

Fallen Ones are humans who have sided with Different Races or powerful beings from other worlds and are willing to work for them.

They are the so-called traitors!

In their view, Blue Star has already entered its doomsday. They believe that by siding with Different Races more powerful than Blue Star, they can survive.

Besides that, some desperate people, those seeking revenge on society, or those who join them for money, power, or resources, are also considered traitors.

These people have always been wanted and hunted down by the country.

“Ahhhhhh…”

Inside the room, the naked woman also started to scream.

The glamorous woman casually gestured, and a vine broke through the earth and immediately pierced the woman’s body.

“So noisy…!”

The leader, acting as if he hadn’t seen anything, knocked lightly on the door of the room where Yao Zhixue was staying, feigning nonchalance.

“Miss Yao Zhixue, we know you’re inside.”

“We are the people of Dawn and we’ve come to extend an invitation for Miss Yao Zhixue to join us!”


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